Introduction
Today is the day I have been waiting for the whole year - my birthday! It's the only day of the year when it's socially acceptable to demand attention and presents from everyone. So, let's celebrate these 24 hours of pure bliss!
Birthday Wishes
As soon as the clock struck midnight, my phone started ringing with birthday wishes. And let me tell you, reading through all those generic "HBD" messages filled my heart with joy! But, what really takes the cake (pun intended) are the personalized and thoughtful birthday wishes from my loved ones. I can't wait to see what they have planned for me!
The Cake
Speaking of cake, can we talk about how I'm going to devour it all by myself? I mean, I know I should share, but let's be real here - it's MY birthday cake! And to all those people who think it's weird to eat cake for breakfast, lunch, and dinner, let me tell you - it's totally normal on your birthday!
Birthday Blues
But, with all the excitement also comes some birthday blues. Do I feel older now? Yes. Do I wish I had accomplished more in the past year? Also yes. But, hey, that's what they made birthday cake and alcohol for, right?
The Presents
Let's talk about the best part about birthdays - presents! It's like Christmas, but just for you. And even if the gift is not something you would use or necessarily like, it's the thought that counts. Except for those gift cards that are almost expired, now that's just disrespectful.
Conclusion
So, here's to another year of surviving life and making it to my birthday. And to all my fellow birthday celebrators out there, enjoy your special day and milk it for all it's worth - until next year, when we do it all over again!